Things My Mum Says
My mother is foreign so she says silly things. This is a compilation of those silly things.
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Seamus goes through puberty..
Irene: Stick your doggy dick in! And keep it tucked in! You are not humping with me! You will be asexual! Say, "I am asexual!"
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Monday, July 4, 2011
Making Mummy's Bed
Irene: Um, excuse me you little trollop! Did I tell you to make my bed from the bottom up? COME AND MAKE MY BED NOW!
MaryFrances: Did you just call me a trollop?
Irene: Yes, you are a trollop. I'm not sleeping in a tangled up bed. Go wash your hands and come make my bed.
MaryFrances: Did you just call me a trollop?
Irene: Yes, you are a trollop. I'm not sleeping in a tangled up bed. Go wash your hands and come make my bed.
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