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Irene: Every time I say something, she goes and puts it on her blog for her stupid friends to laugh at.

Addison, Tx

Irene: It's young; it's hip; it's happenin'

Damnation

Irene: You do know that groping leads to eternal damnation.

HP7

MaryFrances: Can you perm my hair today?
Irene: No, I have to watch the Deathly Hallows again.

Gods

Irene: Are any of your friends going to India?
MaryFrances: No? Why would they go to India?
Irene: Well, you know how they like to pray to their Bindi gods.

Firm Butts

MaryFrances: Mummy says her butt is like Ramona's.
Irene: It is! Look at how firm it is!

tramps

Irene: I read about tramps.
Me: No you don't.
Irene: Yes I do; I have to be able to identify them.